Derpsite! 2.slow

You've come a long way, baby 5 February 2010 at 08:18 PM EST by Charles

1998 Volkswagen Jetta with 299,999 miles

... and then ...

1998 Volkswagen Jetta with 300,000 miles (but it reset to zero!)


"But, Charles, now you're making no sense..."

The Derpsite! FAQ:
Why aren't you making sense?
Why should I make sense?
 
What in blue blazes is Derp!?
It's whatever you want it to be.

Every time I see you falling...

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...I get down on my knees and pray.

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